I’ve been busy lately. Okay, okay, so I won’t call it busy because it sounds like I’m bragging about how important my job is when it comes to solving the world’s problems. I can’t even solve my own financial woes, let alone solving the world’s problems! But really, really, I am not busy as in ‘busy with so much work to do’. I’m not even hypothetically busy. Yes, I do have so much a fair amount of work to do but…yes, there’s a ‘but’…those are uncompleted tasks, that is, the accumulated tasks resulting from my moments of misinspiration. Which basically means, I was too lazy to do it then and now, I’m stressed out because it’s all there staring at me asking “So, how…?”
Okay, in order to solve this problem dramatically minimize this problem, I would…(taking a deep breath)…stop visiting Ruai for one month. Alright, so some of you are laughing off your stupid chairs now. Okay, go ahead. Laugh all you can. So, I asked myself: “Why stop going to Ruai for one month?” Well, I don’t know, really. But it’s the easiest scapegoat when it comes to explaining the deterioration in my work productivity (if it was ever productive in the first place, that is). Besides, I discovered that I would save a lot of money by not going there. For example, I paid my monthly beer tabs at Ruai two nights ago and it amounted to exactly RM300. And, I must kindly add here, that does not necessarily reflect the amount that I spent in one month in that lovely godforsaken bar. The RM300 is a result of two consecutive days of drinking…so, I would have to curb my Ruai visits this month and the next, starting from yesterday (Sept 24th).
But, but, but, not going to Ruai in the next 30 days or so does not mean that I will also eliminate my love for consuming alcoholic beverages in that duration of Ruai-abstinence. It just means that I don’t have to spend so much money at that hallowed godforsaken bar. I can return to my natural habitat of drinking sepuluh tiga at the coffee shops and of course, do the langkau thing, since I know now that there’s a good manufacturer of that good drink near my house…
…er, I think I’ll just stop here. Need to go for food. Beers. ummm…nice.
Demented: “after i pay my MYR720 tab”? Well, good luck. Why don’t you just pay off the full amount once and for all, and just cabut laa…it’s easier so you don’t feel obliged going there all the time. Yes, this is madness. I’ve comfortably resorted to duabelas-empat. You should join my therapy session at Siang-Siang sometimes.
i think i will also follow suit. after i pay my MYR720 tab. this is madness lah.